Originally Posted by
HenryDorsetCase
my arms are short (I am short all over) and my extraordinarily large genitalia is squashed against the back of the petrol tank,
You could always attack the back of the petrol tank with a hammer thus making a recess in which to place your (allegedly) oversized gonads. Don't damage the structural integrity of the tank, however, as this could cause an exceedingly uncomfortable burning sensation.
Or you could ride a Harley. Most Harley riders appear to be suffering from a severe dose of orchitis...
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