26 foot turd.

**UrbanMyth** · 26th April 2006, 19:51

Wow! thats talent!

Originally Posted by WRT

New avatar anyone?

lmao good shit dude.

**ukbandit** · 27th April 2006, 13:07

beats the foot-long from subway

might taste better as well!!

**Aiolos** · 27th April 2006, 13:50

Its fake.

“The work of Michelle Hines often employs strategies of willful fakery to accentuate particular human dynamics and responses. Whether in her series of fictional - though wholly convincing - world records or in video pieces such as “Yeti” or “Convenience Store Robbery,” the threads of factual circumstances or possibilities are reconfigured to highlight either a sense of possibility or emotions of dread and fear.”

**The_Dover** · 27th April 2006, 13:55

Hmm, looking at the timeclock on the pics it took her 20 minutes to do a 26 foot shit.

Thats 1.3 feet of shit per minute.

**beyond** · 27th April 2006, 14:04

Man, there's some sick puppies around.

I've only ever discovered two really giant human turds that would not or could not have been flushed by normal means.

Once I was playing golf around the little 9 holer at Hamilton lake years back.
I trudged into the bushes for a piss in a likely looking spot and was about to add some nitrogen to the grass surrounding the large tree, when I thought I had stumbled onto a dead brown dog. Turns out it was a human clanger and what a monster. I reckon whoever had dropped that was likely to be lying in the bushes somewhere, with a severally split rear end. There was no way in this wide world, that someone could have shoved that out, without causing some serious damage to the plumbing.

Another time when I did a brief stint in the airforce as a Photographer, we were at Woodbourne Air Base doing our basic intake training. One day, it was my turn along with two others to get bog cleaning duty. One of the porcelain echo chambers was jammed solid with a turd that came up half way to the rim and was as wide as the lower half of the bog. No amount of flushing was going to eradicate that hideous looking monster from our sight.
We stuck a note on the door, saying whoever is responsible for this massive aberration, to remove it forthwith. Was gone by morning and next to the stall was a broom with a rather filthy looking handle.