Like a peanut

**WRT** · 28th April 2006, 14:35

Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house.

"Hey Mum, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"

Mum is understandably confused for a second, then asks,

"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"

"No silly, it's salty!"

**OMG** · 28th April 2006, 15:11

LOL
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**Qkkid** · 28th April 2006, 17:16

Hahaha speak into the microphone

**BuFfY** · 28th April 2006, 21:27

An alternative....

Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house.

"Hey Mum, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a jelly bean!"

Mum is understandably confused for a second, then asks,

"What, you mean it's shaped like a jelly bean?"

"No silly, it's hard on the outside but got that nice stuff in the middle!"