Sleeping Katie

[Fishy]

Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to snap the fucken thing in half!"

[Grahameeboy]

Now I am worried................

[Streetwise]

hhaaahahahaaa ha hhaaha ha thats good,.

[Back Fire]

I'm sure thats a repost but I'm to damn lazy to go and find it...

funny to read again though....

[XTC]

Rayza - you would actually waste the time searching for that just to say "ha ha I knew it was a repost!" ???

We got a laugh anyway.....

[aff-man]

you really need a bike.

[Nicksta]

rofl.......

[hXc]

Firstly: You need a bike!

Secondly: Can't you post all your jokes in one thread? Seeing all these joke threads by you clogging up the new posts page is really annoying.

[T.I.E]

very good like it.

[ukbandit]

Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to snap the fucken thing in half!"

excellent