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    A truly sensitive new age guy.

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses
    were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing
    her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
    monitor when she touched her.

    They tried it again and sure enough there was
    sizable movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
    him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do
    the trick and bring her out of the coma."

    The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd
    close the curtains for privacy.

    The husband finally agreed and went into
    his wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,
    no heart rate.

    The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they
    cried.



    The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Hahahahahaha
    I second that

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    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    [QUOTE=Cibby Chick]a true sensitive new age guy.[QUOTE]

    damn. i thought you were posting bout me Cibby Chick *sigh*
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    ROFLMAO
    Last edited by SN4PD; 3rd May 2006 at 13:35.

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