Women Vs Bikes
Just a little giggle...
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have
ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles
Motorcycles don't mind if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you
dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other
Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
Then you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.
You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain
about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't ask where you've been in your car.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where
you got it from.
Your motorcycle won't sniff suspiciously at the petrol fumes when
you've been riding another motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't complain if they're insufficiently lubricated, they
just don't go quite as fast.
When you finish riding your motorcycle you feel like getting on again
straight afterwards.
You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
Motorcycles like riding in groups.
Motorcycles like racing. The one who gets there first IS the winner.
It is always good when you're with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol.
If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's.
You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position
Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.
Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.
A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on.
A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.
Motorcycles never have headaches.
Motorcycles are never too tired to ride.
When your Motorcycle hiccups, you REALLY ARE concerned.
When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.
Motorcycles don't ask you to cook dinner.
You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.
You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.
You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.
Motorcycles improve when you bore 'em and stroke'em.!
When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.
Motorcycles only try to kill you while you're awake.
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Originally Posted by steved
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
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