Women, in all their glory

**WRT** · 22nd March 2006, 16:43

What can I say . . . some women have just got it going on . . . and others just have no idea whats going on.

**Back Fire** · 22nd March 2006, 23:42

That last one must have been the pick of the litter...

**Sniper** · 23rd March 2006, 07:58

Hahahaha, more intelligent than men my arse!

**Goblin** · 23rd March 2006, 08:02

Originally Posted by Rayza

That last one must have been the pick of the litter...

Pissed myself laughing!!

**Buster** · 23rd March 2006, 08:09

Ha ha funny as! Last 1 was sick!

**GR81** · 23rd March 2006, 16:40

Originally Posted by Rayza

That last one must have been the pick of the litter...

the one trying to pick a winner? lol

**BEAMER89** · 23rd March 2006, 22:02

Exerlent,well done, The last one what can l say.

**35tickets** · 24th March 2006, 22:32

Oh dear, must be something about home video cameras, words fail me......

**yungatart** · 1st April 2006, 11:27

when we girls drink too much............

1. we have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. we believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt
while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. we've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe we could do it too.

4. in our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. we drop our 3:00 a.m. kebab or pie we're eating (even though we are not
the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it

6. we start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo
much.

7. we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
plays because "oh my god! i love this song!"

8. we've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us

9. the man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.

10. our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

11. we've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

12. we yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just
lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

13. we start every conversation with a booming, "don't take this the wrong
way but..."

14. our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

15. we are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

16. we take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're
having problems walking straight.

**Colapop** · 1st April 2006, 11:35

I ... Ummmm ... have that album....

it's by Gretchen Wilson (she's hot)

The rest of them in that clip are just nuts

**Jackrat** · 1st April 2006, 19:36

Yep,multiple tasking.
How to get four things fucked in the same time it takes a bloke to do one.

**Coyote** · 1st April 2006, 19:55

Originally Posted by yungatart

...
16. we take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're
having problems walking straight.

17. You lose your virginity in a one night stand cause you're not thinking, leaving your boyfriend feeling miserable when your friend tells him a week later

**yungatart** · 11th April 2006, 17:25

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically 'balanced', as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from apart of you. Now let's see... where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?