man goes in to a bar
man goes in to his local bar and orders a double scotch and downs it in one go then orders another and does the same and orders another, by this time the barman who knows him is getting worried as the guy normally only drinks beer.
he says to the guy whats up buddy you dont usally drink like this? the guy says you would if you just got home and found your best mate in bed with your wife,the barman says shit man have another on me.
the barman curious says what did you say to the wife? the guy says i told her to pack her bags and f%$#k off were finished. the barman says what did you say to your best mate? BAD DOG BAD DOG 
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
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