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    What weighs 550kg and hasn't got out of bed in the last 5 years?

    gone.

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    I was going to say my mother

    edit* FUCK ME YOU'D HAVE A USE A SWIMMING POOL AS A COFFIN

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    um... thats just wrong
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Read the story, he was normal until about the age of 22 when his weight went out of control. Apparently his health is fine as well.

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    Strewth mate!!!

    Would keep a tribe of cannibals in food for a year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beyond
    Strewth mate!!!

    Would keep a tribe of cannibals in food for a year.
    a tribe of pygmy cannibals maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Read the story, he was normal until about the age of 22 when his weight went out of control. Apparently his health is fine as well.
    yeah but he can't blame anyone else... its your own fault if you get that big... its a condition called "laziness"
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    thought it was Winja for a minute there..
    phew!

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    If he couldn't get out of bed - who fed him?
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    Jeepers, hes 10 times bigger than me! Thats a huuuge amount of pies!
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    See?? I didn't eat all the pies!!
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    its says you can have a bigger picture, i would have pressed it but i don't think it wouldn have fit on my screen.
    Cibby play thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    yeah but he can't blame anyone else... its your own fault if you get that big... its a condition called "laziness"
    Normally I'd agree with you, but there are actual conditions that can send a person's body weight out of control, dispite leading a normal lifestyle. Unless you know the full story regarding this guys condition I don't think you can solely attribute it to 'laziness'.

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    I feel sorry for his winky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    If he couldn't get out of bed - who fed him?
    That's right. Someone's forking out a load of cash to keep feeding the pig.
    Why would you keep feeding him when he can't even get himself out of bed?
    I have no sympathy for these types. The bleeding heart liberals will say, oh he tries to lose weight, it's really not his doing, it's our modern food, it's his metabolism - Load of bollocks.
    The body is just like an engine. You have to put in fuel and then it converts that to energy. Put in too much and the tank will overflow and make a mess.
    Guarantee if he was given nothing but water and air he would lose weight.
    Ýou don't need to be a doctor to know a body's 'metabolism' can't convert air into fat.
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