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Thread: Speaka dainglis - cool. $300 preese

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    Speaka dainglis - cool. $300 preese

    So I get a letter from the immigration dept.

    "Congratulations. Your residency has been approved......once you've made a $300 donation towards the teaching of English to other immigrants".

    Eh?

    What the fk?

    Get the fkers to pay for their own freakin lessons themselves before they get here I say. I had to.
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    Was the address in some dodgy suburb. Sounds like a bloody good way of scabbing some money out of newish immigrants...
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    WHAT? I didn't have to pay that??? I even became a tutor to help the little asian twits.... Just wait until I find Mr. Tak Yu For Ride
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    Congrats allround Biff. I'd plead poverty and ask immigration if you can support the All Blacks in footy tests against the Welsh as a substitute.

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    post them an english dictionary instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    "Congratulations. Your residency has been approved......once you've made a $300 donation towards the teaching of English to other immigrants".
    And of course you volunteered the services of the BDOTGNZA?
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