"KBers are dicks"

**cowpoos** · 7th May 2006, 19:57

Originally Posted by skyryder

How many types of dicks are there

1 Dick head

2 Clever Dick

3 King Dick

That's all I can come up with. Are there any others??

big dick....little dick....stupid dick....

**Mental Trousers** · 7th May 2006, 20:01

I've been around online communities for a long time and in general it's usually people who haven't got any experience of that community directly, rather they just heard from friends it sucks. And usually those friends are people who have turned up thinking they're King Shit and get arseholed off the site or they read 1/2 dozen posts and quit.

KB may seem to have a high rate of crashes, but the thing about this place is if someone says whoops I threw it down the road IN the forums then everyone knows about it. Other types of groups don't have the extremely rapid dispersal of news that a website does.

Personally, I don't bother too much telling people that I am a regular here now. As with most websites I've been involved with people find their own way here. If they want to find somewhere online that is about bikes then they'll end up here quickly. If they don't then they're usually not interested in using computers.

**terbang** · 7th May 2006, 20:08

Everywhere you go I guess you will find an element that you could call dicks but as allready stated, I have met a lot of real nice people here that have enhanced my motorcycleing experience.

**yungatart** · 7th May 2006, 20:14

Originally Posted by cowpoos

errrrr.........stop using fancy orchlander words.......us cunt-ry pumpkins don't know that shit!

I'm greatly offended - I'll have you know that I am Taranaki born and choose to now live in Hawkes Bay - both places are FAR superior to orchland. I will accept your apology with grovelling befitting a cunt-ry parsnip- oops, I mean pumpkin...

**cowpoos** · 7th May 2006, 20:19

Originally Posted by yungatart

I'm greatly offended - I'll have you know that I am Taranaki born and choose to now live in Hawkes Bay - both places are FAR superior to orchland. I will accept your apology with grovelling befitting a cunt-ry parsnip- oops, I mean pumpkin...

errrrrrr........from the naki eh........hmmmm......I'm a lil surprised you know words that big if thats the case.......

**Hitcher** · 7th May 2006, 20:22

Originally Posted by cowpoos

errrrrrr........from the naki eh........hmmmm......I'm a lil surprised you know words that big if thats the case.......

Be VERY careful where you go with this, Mr Poos...

**yungatart** · 7th May 2006, 20:28

Hitcher is also from the Naki.... I think you'll find that is from whence many of those competent in the art of spelling and grammar originate. I await your humble apology....

**cowpoos** · 7th May 2006, 20:31

Originally Posted by yungatart

Hitcher is also from the Naki.... I think you'll find that is from whence many of those competent in the art of spelling and grammar originate. I await your humble apology....

you got rep

**750Y** · 7th May 2006, 20:42

i'm holding a tupperware party on the 26th if anyone's keen...

**Slides** · 7th May 2006, 20:52

Originally Posted by Toast

I have only been on a handful of KB rides and Puke open days, but people were generally really welcoming and far from a pack of dicks. Considering that normally all of them knew each other and I was the odd one out, this puts them above most 'groups' that I've ever come in contact with..

I have to agree with this, I've only recently joined and only been on a couple of rides, but I was never made to feel like the 'odd one out'...

...even if I can't keep up.. .

**scumdog** · 7th May 2006, 21:28

Met a lot of good people from this site, contacted a lot more good people I have yet to meet.
But there is a certain bunch that do the writing equivalent of "talking just to hear their head roar" - they know who they are but never mind, it makes the rest of us look good!!

**Storm** · 7th May 2006, 22:01

Well.....I used to tell everyone I met about this site back when it was about the bikes- now that theres so much childish shit on here I dont bother unless I direct them to certain folks who will be able to give constructive advice.
But as Big Dave says, it will be what it will be- as long as Spank is willing to let anything go, it open season for all
Have to say, I dont enjoy/check the site out as much as I used to

**jonbuoy** · 7th May 2006, 22:06

Originally Posted by sugilite

I treat people online as I would in the real world, I would be surprised if some stranger came up to me at a race meeting and said you look like the type to check out mens penises at urinals, and I'm not just saying that because I'm 2 meters tall lol

You hit the nail on the head there sugilite.

I'm new here but I found KB is a Good place for advise on problems, what and where to buy gear and places to ride. Not really into the group rides I prefer riding on my own, just a personal preference. Theres been a few times when I've tagged along with another bike for a while at a nice pace and would like to ride with them again, so I guess here would be a good place to try and find them.

**Insanity_rules** · 8th May 2006, 07:16

Originally Posted by cowpoos

big dick....little dick....stupid dick....

Dick cheese, fat dick, thin dick, needle dick......

I've had it a couple of times that people have said to me that quote "those guys are f@cken dangerous" etc....
To which I've replied have you been on a KB ride before? and the answer is almost always no. My crew here usually have quite well organised rides and I've only met good suportive people here.

Takes all kinds I suppose.