Stupid #*&%^#$% Bumper Stickers

[Squeak the Rat]

When I'm in the car, and I see a truck with

If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you

Mate, I'm sitting on the right hand side of a 1.5 metre wide brick. You have a mirror on the left hand side of your truck. I have a left hand side to my car. If I was sitting on the left hand side of my car I would be able to see your mirror. So why the hell can't you see me you buffoon!???????

Sorry off to take my meds now.

[DemonWolf]

comeon.. tell us the tale! let it out... your'll feel 'better' for it =p no holding back now

[XTC]

Or the ones that say "lose weight now! Ask me how" No matter how much I toot yell and gesticulate these people will just not pull over. Why do they look so scared my horn ain't that loud!!!

[Devil]

When I'm in the car, and I see a truck with

If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you

Mate, I'm sitting on the right hand side of a 1.5 metre wide brick. You have a mirror on the left hand side of your truck. I have a left hand side to my car. If I was sitting on the left hand side of my car I would be able to see your mirror. So why the hell can't you see me you buffoon!???????

Sorry off to take my meds now.

Thats actually one of the most purposeful stickers out there. It helps 'enlighten' ignorant morons from sitting directly behind large vehicles where they cant be seen.

[hairy stu]

Being a truckie and a biker, this is one of the better stickers you can put on something big, the worst trucks are the yank things, they have crap mirrors, the jap and european stuff have better rearward visibility, but with 40 foot of trailer, its not allways easy to see behind you. if im on my bike behind a big rig, i make sure im either far enough back for the driver to see me, or i sit out as far as i can, if i can see them they can usually see me ( i hope)

[Smorg]

MAGIC HAPPENS
is the worst fucken bumper sticker out there, everytime i see it i let my rage consume me and plot my revenge on the tree huggers

CATS......THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

would have to be up there in my favourites

[ManDownUnder]

One of my favourites is the traditional Airport sign

"Way Out" I think it's a hang over from the '70s...

The other is "WOF (or whatever) done while you wait". Like you have a choice. You can stay there and wait, or you go and do something while you wait... but waiting's not really optional now is it...?

AAAAAA I feel much better with that wee load off..

as you were

[Swoop]

I do not get the "baby on board" signs.
Sure, the cage is transporting the baby, but WHY does the driver then HAVE to drive like a retard???
If you have a young'n on board, wouldn't you rather drive safely instead of relying on a piece of yellow plastic???

[sunhuntin]

2 words:

"l plate"

[Squeak the Rat]

Thats actually one of the most purposeful stickers out there. It helps 'enlighten' ignorant morons from sitting directly behind large vehicles where they cant be seen.

Good point, but, Morons shouldn't be given a licence!


And Swoop yes, Baby on Board.

"I was going to T-Bone you because you pulled out on me, but now that I see you have a baby in the car I'll try *real* hard to swerve. Hopefully I might survive too, which wouldn't have happened if i hadn't seen that great little yellow sign."

Ah, that feels better.....

[Beemer]

What about the "One Way Jesus" stickers? Have you noticed most cars with one of these beauties are driven like the owner wants to meet his maker sooner rather than later?

As for "baby on board" signs, I want to scream every time I see one of these signs - do they really think other drivers are going to be extra careful around them because they know there is a baby inside? Considering most of them are on Remuera tractors driven by those for whom road rules is a dirty phrase, it's a bit rich!

[Lou Girardin]

I thought 'baby on board' was just boasting.
"Look everybody I shoot live rounds".

[sunhuntin]

best one i ever saw was on the back of a local triumph club members van....."making babies on board" followed him over the bridge laughing.

honestly, i think the truck ones are quite a good idea. i prefer a large gap between me and a truck, preferably a car or two as well! means i stay well back and keep to the right if i can, so im always in view of at least that mirror, plus any oncoming traffic can be seen/see me. hate when a truck goes past and theres another car tucked behind it you would never see till too late.