Mommy's Black Sponge

[Fishy]

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

[ukbandit]

this bird goes to her doctors complaining of a sore throat! the doc says ok go and take all your cloths off and do a hand stand in front of that mirror! the bird thinks thats strange but hes the doc he knows what hes doing, anyway she does what he says. he walks up to her and says now open your legs shes says are you going to take my tempreture doc says no i want to see what i look like with a beard hee hee