Little Johnny Goes To His School Camp

**Fishy** · 9th May 2006, 14:03

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

**Switch** · 9th May 2006, 14:24

good ol' little Johnny

**MSTRS:Me** · 9th May 2006, 14:26

Now we know who little Johnny is....he used to sing for BonJovi !!

**NotaGoth** · 9th May 2006, 14:35

lmfao!!!!!!! nordy..lol

**bugjuice** · 9th May 2006, 14:41

ahhhhh..... reminds me of school camps...
and no, i didn't go to an all-boys school.. I was smart and went to the all-girls school

**Sniper** · 9th May 2006, 14:57

I was banned to an all boys school. Aparently the girls couldn't concentrate with me there

**Fishy** · 9th May 2006, 15:10

Originally Posted by Sniper

I was banned to an all boys school. Aparently the girls couldn't concentrate with me there

Of course they couldn't concentrate with you trying to stick in their earholes

**Sniper** · 9th May 2006, 15:21

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

Of course they couldn't concentrate with you trying to stick in their earholes

I was young, how was I meant to know

**Fishy** · 9th May 2006, 15:28

its all about trial and error eh mate

never stop trialing though

**Sniper** · 9th May 2006, 15:31

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

its all about trial and error eh mate

never stop trialing though

I had to when I met MissSniper she *ow* beats *ow* me *ow* when *ow* I *ow* dont *ow* be *ow* sensitive *ow* to *ow* her *ow* needs.

**ukbandit** · 9th May 2006, 16:15

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

you funny