What do you do for a job?

[tomthepohm]

I was a school teacher for 8 years, soooo glad to have left it behind, hated all the bitchin in the staffroom.

[SwanTiger]

I am a prostitute, I work 3 days a week and earn on average $600 per night, I have never had an STD and can still fart as one would expect.

My penis is 8" inches long and 2.4" inches in diameter.

I work Thursday, Friday and Saturday on K' Rd.

[The_Dover]

Saw you on Man about town 2, the other day, you where good mate, not too sure about the pink lycra outfit.

Really? I thought you'd love that shit?

[kickingzebra]

I am professional bum.
I have a very flash title that means office bitch.
In construction, answering petty stupid questions, building architects useless wet dreams, trying to stop mofo consultants screwing everything up. Too late.
Was a carpenter before that. Hoorah.
Basically yet another employed malingerer.
It sucks.

[gijoe1313]

lol - I teach down south at Alfriston, and I know what tomthepohm means about whinging teachers! Its a nice Southside skool - only 3 years old. Before that I was out Birkenhead way teaching. The caretaker has a quaddy to blat around on and it turns out that there's quite a few closet bikers on the staff.

[tomthepohm]

Swanny, you are a legend dude.

[kickingzebra]

Swanny, you are a legend dude.

He can't be that much of a legend as a prossy, he rides a hyosung.
Good prostitues should be riding elegant machines. Maybe a Hardtail.

[mdooher]

Teach electronics and electrical engineering... I really need these skills to keep my Ducati and Alfa Romeo running

[Keystone19]

I'm a Registered Nurse currently working as a University lecturer teaching Post graduate programmes (Postgraduate Certificates and Diplomas and Masters degrees) in primary health care and social epidemiology.

I'm also a student and hope to finish my PhD in the next year or so.

Mostly I'm a mum though.

[McJim]

I don't have any use to anyone in KB. I've been a Quantity Surveyor, a Debt Collector, a Credit Manager and a Business Analyst - I used to build and tune racing bicycles as a hobby so I'm handy with cables and hex bolts.

I currently work in Media and Advertising...which ain't much use to anyone here really.

[carver]

IM a mechanical engineer, certed in Tig welding too, getting NZCE, can do CAD, 3d modeling, some light FAB work, did some headlight brackets for a GSX streetfighter the other day. just at home, made them out of aluminium.
got limited exp in water filtration, powder transport, can do arc, mig and gas welding too, i can play with a lathe, but i aint the best.
looking to head to motorcycle engineering soon.
got contacts in engineering too, usually people who play with bikes too.
oh yea, i do all my bike work myself.

[Dadpole]

You are all lucky bastards. Currently I am supervising a bunch of "individuals" doing flood relief work.
On the bright side, we may be dropping in to hinder Cowpoos soon.

[scumdog]

I'm a general punch-bag and whipping boy (go for it Dover) for the general public.
I own ONE Suzuki, TWO Harleys and FOUR V8 cars and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks.

And I keep the public happy in their lives. Yeah Right.

Ya would think by the above that I must be a cop or something.

[Dadpole]

Ya would think by the above that I must be a cop or something.

You are a rose among the thorns (apart from the Harleys)

[Fub@r]

I'm currently a Land Surveyor/Civil Engineer/Project Manager and anything else that passes my desk at any given time who hasnt had a holiday in 5 years