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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Isn't it 'prostate'?
    Dunno, not much good at medicine or punctuation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    I dunno...

    Perhaps they should have taken away it's license and then put the possum on a prostrate cancer waiting list, not exactly humane but very effective..
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Isn't it 'prostate'?
    he could well be prostrate if he had to wait long enuff for the op
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    It's just another media beatup of some tree huggers who missed their ADHD meds today. Buggers forget who and what industries built the country. It wasn't tree hugging nor basket weaving, that's for sure.

    Imagine the headlines in a rural school - "Year 3 pupil shoots possum square between eyes at 100ft", oh, but wait then they'd get shit for having firearms in such a young 'un.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph
    he could well be prostrate if he had to wait long enuff for the op

    I need to lie down.

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    A doco on TV the other week showed a proffessional possum hunter that trapped them in gin traps and when he found one in his trap he pulled out his hammer and nailed the little fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Isn't it 'prostate'?
    No no it's prostrate. After you get it you end up prostrate - in a box!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Dunno, not much good at medicine or punctuation...

    'trust me," I-m a *specialist•

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Finn - if that's your attituide - I'll contribute towards your plane ticket out of here. You deserve to live in America - or maybe Nigeria would be appropriate.
    Thanks for your very generous offer Dave. Given that I travel first class your contribution is appreciated. The US is not such a bad place as long as you have a bit of cash. It's a consumers paradise however having spent a year there, it's not in my top 5. To be honest I hadn't given Nigeria much thought but will look into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSX1400
    A doco on TV the other week showed a proffessional possum hunter that trapped them in gin traps and when he found one in his trap he pulled out his hammer and nailed the little fuckers
    He's not exactly gonna bake it a cake? a hammer saves ammo too

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    Reminds me of the kids at school.. Kicking a little mouse... Then standing back laughing at it while watching it try and crawl with broken legs and stuff...Sure.. A possum is a HUGE pest.. But I won't even hit them with my car after seeing a cat that "didn't quite" die after someone hit it..Call me pathetic.. But the thought makes me sick... There were other ways they could have gone about killing the possum...I don't feel the teacher should have encouraged the killing of the possum... each to their own opinion though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Thanks for your very generous offer Dave. Given that I travel first class your contribution is appreciated. The US is not such a bad place as long as you have a bit of cash. It's a consumers paradise however having spent a year there, it's not in my top 5. To be honest I hadn't given Nigeria much thought but will look into it.


    Viva la consumer capitalist! - I make advertising ffs.

    It's the crowds and amounty of people stateside that turn me off - same as I left Sydney 25 years ago - just too many folks in one place.

    And I only travel first class too - I have a Buell and a Triumph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin
    Yes....and you wouldnt want to move to a country you couldn't milk now would you.

    Did it ever occur to you that greedy people who "milk" the system might be in some way responsible for the way things are going.
    The milking I was referring to is the extraction of cash from people I provide a world class service to. Totally legal and is a result of very hard work. Did you realise that your government milked kiwis by overtaxing them to the sum of $6 billion last year?

    Meanwhile a good friends mother was recently diagnosed with the big C. It is critical that she has an opp ASAP. This was 4 weeks ago and she is still on the waiting list and it could be another 4 - 8 weeks. I have agreed to fund the op privately and she goes under the knife tomorrow. Nice one Helen. That's why I don't pay much tax at all in NZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Meanwhile a good friends mother was recently diagnosed with the big C. It is critical that she has an opp ASAP. This was 4 weeks ago and she is still on the waiting list and it could be another 4 - 8 weeks. I have agreed to fund the op privately and she goes under the knife tomorrow. Nice one Helen. That's why I don't pay much tax at all in NZ.
    You ain't wrong there.

    My girlfriend went over to Thailand for several operations and stayed in a private hospital. She said that it was amazing, 15 patients to one ward with 30 or more nurses. Facilities were amazing too.

    Just goes to show, even a shithole like Thailand has better health facilities.

    The amazing thing is that it cost less than half for what it would of over here if she went to a private hospital.

    So Finn, what is this world class service you provide?

    Sounds like prostitution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    The milking I was referring to is the extraction of cash from people I provide a world class service to. Totally legal and is a result of very hard work. Did you realise that your government milked kiwis by overtaxing them to the sum of $6 billion last year?

    Meanwhile a good friends mother was recently diagnosed with the big C. It is critical that she has an opp ASAP. This was 4 weeks ago and she is still on the waiting list and it could be another 4 - 8 weeks. I have agreed to fund the op privately and she goes under the knife tomorrow. Nice one Helen. That's why I don't pay much tax at all in NZ.
    hope it works out - thats too serious a context to continue debate for me.
    out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave

    And I only travel first class too - I have a Buell and a Triumph.
    Now I have to go there...

    Captain: "This is your captian speaking. The turbulence you are experiencing is quite normal in our new all American Buell twin engined Aircraft. Designed for you rough flyers out there. Sit back, try to relax and please refrain from removing your goggles during the flight as the hot oil splatters will burn your eyeballs. Don't worry about the tray tables, they don't work.

    Big Dave: "Burp"

    Moments later...

    "This is your captian speaking, we've experienced mechanical problems in our number one engine and have shut it down. There will be a 2 hour delay to our destination. Please do not be alarmed as this aircraft can run on a single engine."

    Big Dave: "Oh struth mate, fair crack of the wip."

    Moment later...

    Captain: Ah... this is your captain speaking, our... number two engine is on fire... and we've had to shut it down....."

    Big Dave: "Crickey! We're gonna be up here all day!

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