Dunno, not much good at medicine or punctuation...Originally Posted by Big Dave
Dunno, not much good at medicine or punctuation...Originally Posted by Big Dave
he could well be prostrate if he had to wait long enuff for the opOriginally Posted by Paul in NZ
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
It's just another media beatup of some tree huggers who missed their ADHD meds today. Buggers forget who and what industries built the country. It wasn't tree hugging nor basket weaving, that's for sure.
Imagine the headlines in a rural school - "Year 3 pupil shoots possum square between eyes at 100ft", oh, but wait then they'd get shit for having firearms in such a young 'un.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
Originally Posted by mstriumph
I need to lie down.
A doco on TV the other week showed a proffessional possum hunter that trapped them in gin traps and when he found one in his trap he pulled out his hammer and nailed the little fuckers![]()
No no it's prostrate. After you get it you end up prostrate - in a box!Originally Posted by Big Dave
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
'trust me," I-m a *specialist•
Thanks for your very generous offer Dave. Given that I travel first class your contribution is appreciated. The US is not such a bad place as long as you have a bit of cash. It's a consumers paradise however having spent a year there, it's not in my top 5. To be honest I hadn't given Nigeria much thought but will look into it.Originally Posted by Big Dave
He's not exactly gonna bake it a cake? a hammer saves ammo tooOriginally Posted by GSX1400
Reminds me of the kids at school.. Kicking a little mouse... Then standing back laughing at it while watching it try and crawl with broken legs and stuff...Sure.. A possum is a HUGE pest.. But I won't even hit them with my car after seeing a cat that "didn't quite" die after someone hit it..Call me pathetic.. But the thought makes me sick... There were other ways they could have gone about killing the possum...I don't feel the teacher should have encouraged the killing of the possum... each to their own opinion though..
Originally Posted by Finn
Viva la consumer capitalist! - I make advertising ffs.
It's the crowds and amounty of people stateside that turn me off - same as I left Sydney 25 years ago - just too many folks in one place.
And I only travel first class too - I have a Buell and a Triumph.
The milking I was referring to is the extraction of cash from people I provide a world class service to. Totally legal and is a result of very hard work. Did you realise that your government milked kiwis by overtaxing them to the sum of $6 billion last year?Originally Posted by Goblin
Meanwhile a good friends mother was recently diagnosed with the big C. It is critical that she has an opp ASAP. This was 4 weeks ago and she is still on the waiting list and it could be another 4 - 8 weeks. I have agreed to fund the op privately and she goes under the knife tomorrow. Nice one Helen. That's why I don't pay much tax at all in NZ.
You ain't wrong there.Originally Posted by Finn
My girlfriend went over to Thailand for several operations and stayed in a private hospital. She said that it was amazing, 15 patients to one ward with 30 or more nurses. Facilities were amazing too.
Just goes to show, even a shithole like Thailand has better health facilities.
The amazing thing is that it cost less than half for what it would of over here if she went to a private hospital.
So Finn, what is this world class service you provide?
Sounds like prostitution.
hope it works out - thats too serious a context to continue debate for me.Originally Posted by Finn
out.
dc
Now I have to go there...Originally Posted by Big Dave
Captain: "This is your captian speaking. The turbulence you are experiencing is quite normal in our new all American Buell twin engined Aircraft. Designed for you rough flyers out there. Sit back, try to relax and please refrain from removing your goggles during the flight as the hot oil splatters will burn your eyeballs. Don't worry about the tray tables, they don't work.
Big Dave: "Burp"
Moments later...
"This is your captian speaking, we've experienced mechanical problems in our number one engine and have shut it down. There will be a 2 hour delay to our destination. Please do not be alarmed as this aircraft can run on a single engine."
Big Dave: "Oh struth mate, fair crack of the wip."
Moment later...
Captain: Ah... this is your captain speaking, our... number two engine is on fire... and we've had to shut it down....."
Big Dave: "Crickey! We're gonna be up here all day!
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