Gotta leave work early Boss, 'cause .......

**mstriumph** · 11th May 2006, 21:07

the tyre bloke is coming to put two new takkies on me tractor

[she's only been waiting 60 years since she got the last lot, looks like

]

..........................................

anyone else had a neat [and truthful

] excuse for leaving work early??

**Whynot** · 11th May 2006, 21:16

cause work is boring .....

**Oakie** · 11th May 2006, 21:34

Ummm....
" I have an erection and I don't want to waste it "

**mstriumph** · 11th May 2006, 21:50

i just KNEW this thread was a mistake ........

**WINJA** · 11th May 2006, 21:55

i have to pick up a new bike , its my favourite , sadly i havent said it since mid 2003

**mstriumph** · 12th May 2006, 16:39

........ makes a great excuse for being late, too [the guy had to take the tractor wheels back to the shop to fit the new tyres .......so i've just arrived at work at lunchtime

.]

course, i'm only posting this 'cause i'm so excited that my tractor now has two bewdiful new tyres .....

sheeeeesh i have GOT to get a life!!

**thealmightytaco** · 12th May 2006, 18:17

this jock itch is killing me

**Smorg** · 12th May 2006, 18:18

I have to get back to your place, your wifes been calling me all day

**Scorpygirl** · 12th May 2006, 18:23

Originally Posted by mstriumph

i just KNEW this thread was a mistake ........

Yes, well it is KB not the Perth knitting circle!!!

Good one on the new trakkie tyres. She must look mint!

**thealmightytaco** · 12th May 2006, 18:25

I need new rubber, just had a meeting with Jonelle on the printer

**Marknz** · 12th May 2006, 22:25

Originally Posted by Smorgen

I have to get back to your place, your wifes been calling me all day

sort of reminds me of the early morning in akld back in the mid 80's when I got dragged into Akld Central for a minor misdemeanor, and the officer told me that they don't make concessions for us navy boys. Of course in my best smart-arsed half-cut state the best response I could think of was "That's funny, your Mrs does"

Well you can imagine what happened next and it wasn't good for me... but I deserved every wack I got. Two on to one was a little unfair, but one of lifes little lessons, and I didn't get charged with anything.

**Brett** · 14th May 2006, 21:29

MSTRIUMPH - Are you south african??

**mstriumph** · 14th May 2006, 22:07

Originally Posted by Brett

MSTRIUMPH - Are you south african??

ahhhhhhhh 'twas the 'tackkies' that aroused your interest? lol

no - not south african but i DID live in the transvaal for 12 years lol ..... you? [there are a few south africans on this site [both yarpies and souties] -- even one of the mods i believe

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