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  1. 12th May 2006, 08:08 #1
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    What's the difference...

    Between a Priest and the manager of the Beconsfield mine?




    One gets his miners stuck in a shaft.............
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    The other gets his shaft stuck in minors...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Beast
    The other gets his shaft stuck in minors...
    Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.
    Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.
    My pleasure, Mr. Hitcher
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    Quote Originally Posted by hXc
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it
    Now that is just sad. See how you go with this one then:

    "What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?"



    "The rooster clucks defiance."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Now that is just sad. See how you go with this one then:

    "What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?"



    "The rooster clucks defiance."
    Well I was just taking the piss before, but no I don't get that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it
    was it a joke?
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Beast
    niether do I...
    Tragic.

    The rooster clucks defiance
    The lawyer fucks de clients...


    Should I try another one?
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