On the topic of where are babies from
A young lass, newly married goes up to her mother and asks "Where do babies come from?"
Her mother replies "It comes out from where your husband puts his penis"
The young lass cries uncontrollably for hours until the mother manages to finally calm her down, and she asks what the matter is.
"You said that babies come from where my husband puts his penis?"
"Yes dear" replies her mother.
"but won't that will knock out all my teeth?" asks the newlywed.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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