*TRUE STORY*
I had to call in sick with a head injury one day last year. I had been over at the Mount sitting a flying exam. I always took my surfboard and running gear, as I love running around the base track, followed by a swim/surf.
I was on my second lap of the base track, it was about 1pm, and there were yummy mummies everywhere! I was just climbing the last short climb on the ocean side of the hill, where there is a seat to sit and watch the surf. A couple of nice mums with joggers and walking kids came towards me - i stepped onto the edge of the track, where it is about 6" higher than the benched track, so the kids and mums could go past. I turned and watched them walking away (as you do...) but kept running. As I turned forward again, I ran straight into a low overhanging Pohutukawa branch - scalping a 1" peice off my head just above my fringe line, and dropping me onto my back in the middle of the path. Blood gushing from my head, all over my white Orca shirt, all over the white shell path. Fucking hilarious! Nearly knocked out, one of the mummies using a nappy to stem the blood flow, with me laughing at the huge FAIL that I had accomplished........
I've still got the scar, and I have a wee laugh every time i run past that branch now.
And yes, the look-back was worth it![]()
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