whats red and white crawls around the floor and slurps
baby chewing a razor blade
Moped rider
whats red and white crawls around the floor and slurps
baby chewing a razor blade
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Hardcore Biker
Sick!Originally Posted by ukbandit
Moped rider
i liked the earlier unedited post ha haSick!
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Cowabunga!
eep!thats gotta hurt.Good ol' Baby jokes
Sete you will be missed, champion at heart.
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
whats red, sit in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby using a potatoe peeler as a hair comb.
il sesso sulle ruote
What's green, furry and sits in the corner?
Same baby 5 days later.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The instructions are simple...
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E-coli bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, scotch, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = SHIT
BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
il sesso sulle ruote
I like the way you think
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The instructions are simple...
Ahhh....fink....*hic*...tink....ahhh....bugrit....I like the way you think
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Moped rider
LOLWhat's green, furry and sits in the corner?
Same baby 5 days later.
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Deep in the heart...
Baby jokes!
What black and frizzled and goes 'tap tap tap'?
A baby in a toaster oven!
Whats more fun than pinning babies on a washing line and spinning them round really fast?
stopping them with a spade!
Whats black and frizzled and sticks to the wall?
a baby pissing in a power point!
I accept no responsibility for these disgusting jokes, they were forced from me by the voices.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
hahahahaha nice one mate!. Baby jokes are great!.
The instructions are simple...
Try unloading rice with a pitch fork.....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Deep in the heart...
Its all about timing!
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in.
She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table.
He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"
She says, "The egg timer's broken."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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