Moustachios and other facial fanomina

[Goblin]

Brazilian anyone ???

Hell no! OUCH! Hurts like hell when one hair gets caught in the elastic in the undies...can't even imagine the pain of having all of them ripped out at once
Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

[Smorg]

Some of the most influencial people in the world have facial hair, just think of Saddam. Ive been known to grow a moe or two in my day although alot of people frown upon them on a chick. I think it looks hot

[Mental Trousers]

Hell no! OUCH! Hurts like hell when one hair gets caught in the elastic in the undies...can't even imagine the pain of having all of them ripped out at once
Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

My ex used to get me to do any waxing she needed done - legs, armpits, bikini line ...... I loved it. Nothing like a chick asking you to inflict pain, after all, chicks inflict enough pain on guys!!

[emaN]

cos it's been there for 14yrs (it's a goat,not a mo')

plus it only leaves a small area to shave - nice 'n quick!
it tends to morph into a scruffy 'beard' during winter too... how's them apples?

[Blackbird]

I can't look at my wedding photos any more. Mrs B looks a million dollars and I look like a complete pillock with a Zapata moustache and sideburns. Have been clean shaven since 1990. (And I'm extremely reluctant to mention my wedding suit with flared trousers.... wince)

[Str8 Jacket]

I want to be a bike cop. I've got a better mo than half the cops I see, so I'm already half qualified!

I can confirm that this man has the moustachio of moustachio's!

[Goblin]

My ex used to get me to do any waxing she needed done - legs, armpits, bikini line ...... I loved it. Nothing like a chick asking you to inflict pain, after all, chicks inflict enough pain on guys!!

That'll be why she's an ex A relationship is over when you want to inflict pain on one another....unless you're into that B&D/S&M type stuff. :eyepoke:

[emaN]

(And I'm extremely reluctant to mention my wedding suit with flared trousers.... wince)

you mean you weren't wearing that skivvy from your IOM photos?!

[Mental Trousers]

That'll be why she's an ex A relationship is over when you want to inflict pain on one another....unless you're into that B&D/S&M type stuff. :eyepoke:

nah there's just something satisfying about inflict just a little bit of pain on women in general. After all, guys have to put up with a hell of a lot just for a shag

[Blackbird]

you mean you weren't wearing that skivvy from your IOM photos?!

You'll keep.....

[Macktheknife]

Im a dwarf, its compulsory to have a beard!
I am considered a somewhat more liberal dwarf than many due to only having the goatee and moustache but Im comfortable with my identity and my dwarfmasculinity.

[Switch]

Im a dwarf, its compulsory to have a beard!
I am considered a somewhat more liberal dwarf than many due to only having the goatee and moustache but Im comfortable with my identity and my dwarfmasculinity.

hahahaha

[Matt Bleck]

Like most, it's cause I can't be bothered....

[Biff]

Do you think you look cool without it or summat?

Yup.

Because if I tried to grow a full on facial merkin I'd get bald patches over my face. Not cool.

I did have a goatie & a moustacho once upon a time though. But it made me look like a South American bandito.

[Macktheknife]

Yup.

Because if I tried to grow a full on facial merkin I'd get bald patches over my face. Not cool.

I did have a goatie & a moustacho once upon a time though. But it made me look like a South American bandito.

You say that like its a bad thing!
As for the facial Merkin, ummm what does that make your face?????