LOTR: Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: One ring to rule them all
On the 2nd day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 3rd day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 4th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 5th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 6th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 7th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 8th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 9th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 10th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 11th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 11—thousand Orcs dying, 10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
On the 12th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me: 12 Aragorns, 11—thousand Orcs dying, 10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all
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