Stupid cager

**Damon** · 17th May 2006, 10:27

A couple of weeks ago i was riding with 2 mates and we were lane splitting comming up to a red light, and as the first bike passed this car it started to move over, the second bike made it through but it cut me off, when we were all stationary i went around the outside of the car, when i did that they moved forward to try and cut me off again but i made it through, then they started with the horn?! I should have got off the bike and had a "chat" with them as those lights are red for a while, but I decided to continue up through the traffic, next time i think i'll choose to discuss

the situation

**ManDownUnder** · 17th May 2006, 10:34

My plan of action next time something like that happens is to stop in front of them, put the bike on it's stand and leave it running...(not outside my place)

Walk back to the car and try and sort it with the person.

If they get mouthy, distract them (y'know give a frightened look over toward the passenger side - so they look too) reach in, grab their keys, remove them and chuck them underneath the car, or onto the footpath - whichever is safe for them.

Wish them well and ride away

**Motu** · 17th May 2006, 10:39

A couple of weeks ago as I was heading north through Mercer at 6.30am in the rain - a B train is sitting waiting to turn right into the Mercer servo...when from behind the B train a Ducati pulls out and makes a dash for the side road.It was a lock up for me in the Pajero,and there's not much room to take evaisive action - could of been another SUV taking out a bike.What a fucking idiot,saved by someone else looking after him....in a 4x4.

**The_Dover** · 17th May 2006, 10:43

I had some taxi driver follow me after I clipped his mirror on Crummer Rd one day, he pulled up and started mouthing off so I got off the bike and took off my lid.

He changed his mind and got back in the taxi.

Also had some fucking camel jockey nearly take me out on Hobson St one day coming out of the casino. I caught him at the lights and gave him a mouthful. Then the cheeky cunt started threatening me cos I swore at him. I just told him to fuck off cos I worked for immigration, he didn't like that.

**Grisdale** · 17th May 2006, 11:50

Does anyone know how I can attach my sword to my bike? I want sumthing like Clould has in Final Fantasy Advent Children so when ppl pull out infront of me like that I can draw my sword and not key but SWORD there car as I go past

**R6_kid:Me** · 17th May 2006, 11:57

watch Kill Bill Vol 1. They ride around on bikes in that, and they have samurai swords on their bikes. I was thinking about it, but i dont have any ninja skills, or bow hunting skills, or samurai sword skills.

**Smorg** · 17th May 2006, 12:24

what a big man, chasing boys home. When i was about 15 i got chased home by a psycho in a 4WD when i got home i ran inside and got my dad and he came out and chased the guy back the other way.....funny funny shit.

dont mess wif zeee Crazy Germans

**Mr Skid** · 17th May 2006, 20:13

Originally Posted by gareth_d

watch Kill Bill Vol 1. They ride around on bikes in that, and they have samurai swords on their bikes. I was thinking about it, but i dont have any ninja skills, or bow hunting skills, or samurai sword skills.

You'd probably want to have some bike skills also.