Going down a street, minding my own business and some wanker decides to pull out on me. Well I slam on the brakes and give him a blast with the air horns. Nothing more becomes of it. Well, we get to an intersection and it seems we are both going the same way.
We get to another intersection and it seems we are still going the same way. By this time, the road opens into a double lane and he way over to the left, so I pass him. All is fine.
We come to a set of traffic lights and I turn left, he turns left. Go down a street about 400m and I turn right, he turns right. I'm still not thinking all that much of it as the street I'm turning onto is still a fairly busy, well used street.
But then I turn left onto a street with 70 houses, not much traffic and a fairly quiet neighbourhood -apart from the bikers at number 17 with that rowdy drummer- and he follows me. By now, I'm getting a little worried. So I zap down my street and turn into my drive-way, only to see him come onto the wrong side of the road, coming up to a practically blind croner and I'm thinking, here we go...
He pulls up outside my house as I pull my helmet off and says, "What seems to be the problem matey?"
"Well quite frankly, car drivers like you are the problem. The ones that cut off innocent bikers like me."
"Well where did I cut you off?"
"You don't even know? Jesus mate, you shouldn't be on the road! It was Meanee rd by the roadworks."
"Oh did I? Well you should slow down. It's only a 50kms area."
"I should slow down huh? You should fucking look! I was only going 50, as I had just turned out of an intersection myself."
"Well I followed you all the way here through 50km areas the whole way and you weren't going 50kms."
"Well, it's not your problem if I go over 50kms is it? Who are you to tell me how I can ride my bike. I didn't go over 60kms and I could have safely stopped in time if I had to. And if I wasn't going 50kms, yet you were right behind me the whole way, then you're just as bad."
"Well ugh ummm...Have a nice day"
"No! I won't! Now get the fuck off my property."
Bloody wanker!
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