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  1. 17th May 2006, 10:10 #1
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    Fucken Colemans did it again!

    Yesterday some tosspot (I'll remain nameless) didn't THINK.

    He walked in, bought some wet weather gear and didn't consider all his requirements and bought the wrong thing (Cuffs were too small to go over the gloves he wears...

    So this morning he rocks up feeling stupid (and one would) and wants to what we do about it. The dude behind the counter (not Alistair) bends over backwards (keeps your pants on Maurice) to help, no hassles, no worries... done done and done.

    Jesus guys... this customer service thing's a worry... it's like you guys have read a book on it or somethin'...
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    Sounds like you'd enjoy the service from Cyclespot alot better.

    "yeah hi i'm after a new set of gloves".......

    "well if you take a look over here we have a brand new repsol blade with your name on it"

    "does it come free with the gloves?"
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    Tell me about it just fucking wrong need to go to red baron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smorgen
    Sounds like you'd enjoy the "service" from Cyclesnot alot better.

    "yeah hi i'm after a new set of gloves".......

    "well if you take a look over here we have a brand new repsol blade with your name on it"

    "does it come free with the gloves?"
    You missed the next bit:
    "Free? Get real!
    Now - if you'll just give us all your money, sign these papers, then bend over. This won't hurt.
    Much...."
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    How come some shops have such brilliant customer service while others have poor or almost un-speakable service, yet still remain in business?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    You missed the next bit:
    "Free? Get real!
    Now - if you'll just give us all your money, sign these papers, then bend over. This won't hurt.
    Much...."
    lol... that sounds about right
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    LOL Dover no mate - just credit where it's due.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Yesterday some tosspot (I'll remain nameless) didn't THINK.

    He walked in, bought some wet weather gear and didn't consider all his requirements and bought the wrong thing (Cuffs were too small to go over the gloves he wears...

    So this morning he rocks up feeling stupid (and one would) and wants to what we do about it. The dude behind the counter (not Alistair) bends over backwards (keeps your pants on Maurice) to help, no hassles, no worries... done done and done.

    Jesus guys... this customer service thing's a worry... it's like you guys have read a book on it or somethin'...
    So Dan's doing a good job aye??? Might have to get him some beers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    So Dan's doing a good job aye??? Might have to get him some beers...
    I thought he drank Bacardi Breezers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I thought he drank Bacardi Breezers?

    nah.. he's into the KGB vodka RTD's..


    2 of those and he's pissed though
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    cycletreads have good service

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    cycletreads have good service

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    +1 , I LIKE TREADS, IVE ONLY EVER HAD RAT SHIT SERVICE AT COLEMANS
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    My good deed for the day, young guy looking at spending around $300 on a set of speakers for his car, just quietly asked him how bad did he want these? See tomorrow we've got a 20% everything sale, he'll save himself $60! My way of thinking is I could have taken his morning today and he'd be pissed when he saw the adverts and probably not buy anything else off us, or he'll be stoked and buy more from us as we're good bastards!
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