unless you can prove it.
Why?
Serious question.
Why do you have a moustache or maybe a goatie?
Do you think you look.....cool?
Seriously. I just don't get it. Sorry.
Ok - so if you want to be a highway cop, fairy snuff, it's in your contract. And you goatie (or is is goatee?) types, apart from being slightly right wing or possibly a little 'arty', do you feel.....special?
Photos to share? I wont laugh. Honest.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Hardsnore Biker
some times im just too lazy to shave.
Loud and Uncouth
Cos I do porn?
And 'cos I CAN.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Ducatisti
too lazy to shave sometimes.....sometimes I only can be bothered shaving half......but mostly it grows better as a goatee. Often I shave and go nakeddepends.
Oh and it tickles vagina's
Viva La Figa
Crikey!
I want to be a bike cop. I've got a better mo than half the cops I see, so I'm already half qualified!
unless you can prove it.
Please. Mate. Post a photo of your facial curlies for me. Please. Mrs Biff likes moustachos. And police unifroms. Go on. You the man.Originally Posted by scumdog
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
no more pies
When my hair starts getting long, then having short face hair seems wierd. So it sort of balances out the face. Also whenever I shave my face goes into mental rash mode.
So I rikee the bum fluff
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
Hardsnore Biker
is this thread related to the one the other day about "mowing the lawn" - now that was a good thread!
Deus ex ukulele
Moustaches? Pah! I fart in their general direction.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Deus ex ukulele
The BDOTGNZA objects to this inappropriate vaginal insertion.
And an appalling misunderstanding of female anatomy. A correctly labelled map is available. On request.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Off the wagon
Oh and it tickles vagina'sYou get your facial hair all the way onto a vagina? Wow! That's either one really big vag
or you have a tiny head.
Womb Broom!
no more pies
All depends how skinny ones chin is....
Boyd hh er Suzuki are my heroes!
The best deals, all the time!
The Sharif don't like it!
The Moustache is a emblem of rugged masculinity
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Deep Purple - Burn
I have it cause it turned up.
Do you think you look cool without it or summat?
I'm sorry but I just don't get it.
You pompous git!
Forum whore
I'm another who hates shaving - it definatly really wants to grow on your face,there seems to be nothing you can do to stop it....so why bother.I took off the beard a few years ago....and sometimes I glance in a reflective window and see some decreped old fart with silver stubble...oh bugger,gotta mow the lawn again.
The mustache has been there along time,so have my ears and nose....all never stop growing for life....
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