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    Father of many

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
    The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
    The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
    The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
    The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
    The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
    The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
    said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    That little boy is Confuscious
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    haha.. good stuff
    You can't fight sleep.. if you feel tired, stop and rest!

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    Iiiit's..... Little Johnny. Love it
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    hahaha

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