What if you take the piss out of gareth_dOriginally Posted by boomer
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What if you take the piss out of gareth_dOriginally Posted by boomer
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I would like to point out that I didn't make it... and it doesn't have nearly as much poor taste...Originally Posted by boomer
You're jealous aren't you??![]()
*sniff* me first red rep.... I was sooooo trying to get to the full coooool looking boxes.... I better start a thread to question the meaning of red repnot...
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Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
get back on topic!!!!
here's another thing to remember about lane-splitting .......
don't try it in a cage!!!
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
lol... dummy... reminds me how I could have been, between a truck and bus one time... saw the light at the end getting much too small![]()
Whatever you do, if you're going to go for a gap, don't second guess yourself, weigh it up in the nanosecond you get, and do or do not. If the car in front brakes, while you go for it (some wankers will even brake check you, with nothing in front) keep going and just speed up your manoeuvre. If you are right behind a car when starting, and they brake, you'll never stop anyway.
Also, the inevitable roll on, roll off of the throttle as you second guess yourself will probably upset the bike.
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
fair enough. I must be a rebel..
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Sete you will be missed, champion at heart.
Originally Posted by NodMan
and while doing all the above.. be aware of the weather and visibility.. hey Nod.. what are the rules regarding use of hazard lights while splitting ?
Aww, sometimes bikes coming up behind you don't always want you to pull over. Just this week I came up to a shiny sprotsbike who wasn't splitting quite as aggresively (well, t'was in the wet) as myself, and I thought I'd just match his splitting and have a little buddy for the ride. But no, he mistook my friendliness for impatience, and waved me ahead. Pooh. Ironically, his number plate was 'U2SLO'Originally Posted by Gremlin
Eat the riches! Eat your money! The revolution will be DELICIOUS!!!
I have the option of takingt he north western or the northern into town and the nw splitters are so much more on-to it. I do agree though, if someone comes up behind you and you can't see because your mirrors are aimed into the cars to check out the girlies seat-belt cleavage (2nd best thing about the upgrade from lap belts next to the still being alive thing) ADJUST THEM. If you just don't look much, thats ok but do check when you get a chance and if your one of the (must be a new biker thing) riders who does the cage trick of moving your eyes to the mirrors a few times and still not seeing me I'll take it like your just rude. I see people behind me a bit and move the first time I have a chance, I also wave them by so they can use the gap instead of wondering if I'm gonna pull back out again. (Roughly) Half the riders out there pass me and half I overtake so I figure I'm pretty average. ONE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF, who is splitting with the left indicator on. I know 99% of the time we're undertaking (in the far right lane on the left of the cars) but do you want to advertise that to the guys in the party cars? I leave my right one on as a flashing yellow light will help me be seen and the car cops on the side of the road might (fingers crossed) think I'm passing correctly and leave me alone. I hope. Tottaly agree though about gaps, go faster in the spare room if you like but cars will change lanes just for the hell of it and a gaps a likely place for that to happen.
PS, if your the guy who thinks he's splitting by sitting on the cats eyes at the same speed as the cars can you not block the lane?
PPS, I got pulled over once by a cop who looked like Napoleon Dynamites cousin Kip which was funny by it's self and he told me bikes shouldn't do that swerving thing, when I asked what that was he said when peole keep changing lanes left right etc and I say, what, don't change lanes? and he says yes then looked confused. I will carry on changing lanes, can thay arresst me for not complying with the instructions of an officer hahahahaha.
Tired and rambling. massive post but I haven't said anything for so long it's all pent up
I'm selling my new riding gear!! Only worn a few times get a deal Kiwibikers!!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...53#post1414653
If you are switching from lane to lane, if they want to nail you, they can, as stopping it legally, is bloody hard.
Being pedantic, you must indicate each lane change for 3 seconds, before you execute the move.
Using the right indicator is correct, as this is the indicator used to overtake another car, while you are both in the same lane... also allows you one out into the fast lane... as you were indicating![]()
As has been covered... you cannot pass on the left of the cars in the fast lane. Its technically illegal, and they can bust you for it.
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
How does all this fit in with 2 seconds of following distance? Does that only apply if you're directly behind?Originally Posted by NodMan
the only do and dont of lane splitting is dont
Dont get angry...Get even
what? I bet you wait at the back of the lights too? Crikey crapsville batman. Can you just go to a store these days and they'll give a bike to anybody? Whats the point of riding a bike (in rush hour) if you can't get somewhere in half the time? It's not that I think I'm better than other motorists, no sir, just in a car you get radio and dryness and to wait at the back and on a bike you get to be wet and cold but to excersise freedoms that aren't descibeable in law books. i'm not saying you should go out and try to kill yourself to proove anything just that there are "grey areas" of the law (and road) that bikes are able to take advantage of. No wonder you have a honda car badge as your little pisture thing not a honda bike logo. Your a closet cager. Next time your in a slow moving motorway try it. You might just like it sam I am.
I'm selling my new riding gear!! Only worn a few times get a deal Kiwibikers!!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...53#post1414653
DO: use your brain
DONT: split with complete disregard for other road users.
I followed rider in this morning who was up the arse of every car, cutting in when ever there was a bike sized gap. He forced about 3 cars to make evasive manouvers. He was 2 cars ahead of me when we arrived in to town. I had ridden within the law (3 seconds indication, no passing on the left in the same lane etc) picking my time to pass safely.
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