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    How do you score a porn star?

    Go to Jamaca, hang out on the beach, try not to look too much like a used car salesman and Budda bing - Mrs Kelleher...

    I know it's old news but I saw her on the telly the other night and I thought "she's pretty hot". When I heard about her 'previous' life (not according to their cell phone) I thought I'd google her and see what came up...! Hmmm... lucky bugger...

    Ashley Spalding (1st pic) aka Kaylani Lei (2nd pic)
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    not bad eh. Been around the cock *cough* I mean clock a few times though

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    I've got a whole book of phone numbers if you want..
    stuff like that etc..

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    turns out she's not as innocent as she looks.......she's done 75+ pornos. Lots of lesbo stuff too. Do a search of Kaylani Lei at www.imdb.com for all her flicks.
    Not a bad looking chick though
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    You should direct Grisdale to this thread Col....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Something about Byron gettin' a porn star - just seems to be the right match...
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    The fuss over her stolen cellphone was amusing. As if she's going to pay to stop dirty photos becoming public.
    One upside of dating a porn star is that she could never say, "no I don't do that".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    ..................... she could never say, "no I don't do that".
    depends how you punctuate it, Lou

    eg " 'No'? ...... i don't do that"
    ... ...

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    whats the story behind all this?
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    lets hear it for the asian girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good on him I say, bet he gets heaps of stick from the boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by GR81
    whats the story behind all this?
    As stated - Byron did good and we're all proud of him...

    And his cell phone was lost/stolen with pics and video on it.
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    ohhh... i missed the 'ages ago' bit.

    top notch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimJen
    turns out she's not as innocent as she looks.......she's done 75+ pornos. Lots of lesbo stuff too. Do a search of Kaylani Lei at www.imdb.com for all her flicks.
    Not a bad looking chick though
    mmmm, that one isn't as useful as the other one - apparently. I was told by a friend ....... true story
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    I'd score her about 8 out of 10.

    Mind you, I like the look of many a bike. Riding them is an altogether different proposition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I'd score her about 8 out of 10.

    Mind you, I like the look of many a bike. Riding them is an altogether different proposition.
    You might not fall off her though.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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