Cute Blond Joke

[Brownbikerbabe]

I must first apologize to anyone who is blond. I am not blond but have blond streaks at times in my own life. No offense to the blondies. Here it is:

This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a Circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

[DemonWolf]

haha.. good stuff =)

[Switch]

haha very good

[Postie]

I love the way women have to apologise about blonde jokes before saying it. I understand why, they don't want to appear bitchy so they explain and are all innocent. Yet another reason why it’s good to be a guy, we can say blonde jokes to anyone with out caring if we seem bitchy or even care.





Work is quite.... I’m really bored

[SpankMe]

Blond jokes should be accompanied by visual aids.

[Brownbikerbabe]

I love the way women have to apologise about blonde jokes before saying it. I understand why, they don't want to appear bitchy so they explain and are all innocent. Yet another reason why it’s good to be a guy, we can say blonde jokes to anyone with out caring if we seem bitchy or even care.





Work is quite.... I’m really bored

Let's not go there with the "bitchy" thing shall we. We women can't help it...it's a woman thing...apologizing for things that may offend others. Get over it...

[WRT]

Yup, that aided me alright . . .