Short motorbike joke

**XTC** · 20th May 2006, 08:23

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

And that they are both re-posts?

And does it really matter??

**The Flux Capacita** · 21st May 2006, 12:40

lol i can't find the link to get to the jokes bit:S...don't go on here much though so like i sed still kinda new to posting

anyone know how to get to it...copy paste:P

**UrbanMyth** · 21st May 2006, 12:46

awesome!

**Gremlin** · 21st May 2006, 13:33

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/index.php

Scroll down to the "Off Topic" section. Find the "Rant or Rave" forum, then there will be a sub-forum link to "Jokes and Humour".

**The Flux Capacita** · 21st May 2006, 13:49

kool cheers

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**Beemer** · 21st May 2006, 17:34

Originally Posted by XTC

Does it really matter?

Yes, it seems to matter a lot to some people - I've been red-repped by spank me before for accidentally posting in the wrong forum.

**The Flux Capacita** · 21st May 2006, 22:01

Originally Posted by Beemer

Yes, it seems to matter a lot to some people - I've been red-repped by spank me before for accidentally posting in the wrong forum.

bugga...is there anyway i can like move it or something:S

**Gremlin** · 21st May 2006, 22:10

It has already been moved by the moderators.

Beemer, some of us don't bother reading every single post in every thread. I often avoid the jokes, as I'm trying to get through 10 or more pages of posts in a few days.

Hence, by threads being in the right place they can get the proper attention, say problems with bikes in the tweaking section, or something.

**XTC** · 21st May 2006, 22:13

Originally Posted by Beemer

Yes, it seems to matter a lot to some people - I've been red-repped by spank me before for accidentally posting in the wrong forum.

Yeah but it's only rep...... not like it's anything important.

**Beemer** · 22nd May 2006, 09:21

Originally Posted by Gremlin

It has already been moved by the moderators.

Beemer, some of us don't bother reading every single post in every thread. I often avoid the jokes, as I'm trying to get through 10 or more pages of posts in a few days.

Hence, by threads being in the right place they can get the proper attention, say problems with bikes in the tweaking section, or something.

I wasn't saying I didn't care if it was posted in the wrong forum because I don't want to see jokes in all the other threads either, what I was saying is that it does matter a lot to some people.

And I've just been red-repped - AGAIN - by spank me for putting something in the wrong forum. I'd love to know if every person who puts something in the general motorcycle ravings forum gets red-repped if it isn't 100% about motorcycling? Like all the threads about cars? Or is it only the ones spank me bothers to read? Whoops, maybe I should have posted that in the "what pisses me off" thread.

**Str8 Jacket** · 22nd May 2006, 09:34

Originally Posted by XTC

And does it really matter??

Actually I was being S A R C A S T I C

**GN1NiteStnd** · 24th May 2006, 09:28

Originally Posted by The Flux Capacita

• Motorcycles last longer.

-yes well that is also why motorcycles are better then men.

**KiwiNZ** · 19th April 2008, 17:04

Have a laugh; if it hasn't already been posted found this on M109riders.com

• A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th EBA.
• Officer: May I see the ownership papers for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the ownership papers in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It is valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing there.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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