xmas present

[ukbandit]

2 guys in the pub one says to his mate what did you get your misses for xmas?
the other one says i got her 2 leather coats, the 1st one says why the hell did you get her 2 coats? the 2nd one says well one is black and the other is brown if she dont like the black one she can wear the brown one. and he asks what did you get yours? he says i got my misses a leather coat aswell and a vibrator!
his mate says why did you get her the vibrator? well because if she dont like the coat she can go f@%k herself.

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ahhahaah very good :P

[slimjim]

:spudflip: na more fun getting a tooth pulled