Ginger bloke
Four people in the carriage of a train - An Englishman, a pretty young
blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a fat ginger guy.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.
In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap and when the train
emerges from the tunnel the ginger is rubbing his face and there's a
huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks
"I bet that ginger fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped
him".
The pretty young blonde thinks
" I bet the ginger tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady
by mistake, and she hit him".
The ginger thinks
"I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde
thought it was me and hit me".
The Englishman thinks
"I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that fat ginger
tw@t again".
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
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Originally Posted by John Banks
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