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    Why We Split Up

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd
    have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
    And I asked how come I had to give up stuff
    and she didn't.

    She said she needed the make-up to
    look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was
    for.

    I don't think she's coming back.
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    Well I wouldn't come back either!!

    We spend money on make-up for a reason!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Oohh that's nasty! Hilarious, but nasty! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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    He who makes a beast out of himself
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    hehehehehehe

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    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Well I wouldn't come back either!!

    We spend money on make-up for a reason!!
    think of the poor Whales
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    hmmmm

    and the problem is ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korumba
    think of the poor Whales

    The whales??

    Or all the fat chicks who wears tonnes of make up to try to hide the fact they are... yeh
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Well I wouldn't come back either!!

    We spend money on make-up for a reason!!
    Well duh... he spends money on beer for a reason too.

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    But everyone enjoys how they look with make up.. basically only he enjoys how he acts when drunk!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    The whales??

    Or all the fat chicks who wears tonnes of make up to try to hide the fact they are... yeh
    exactly .... the "whales"
    He who makes a beast out of himself
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    But everyone enjoys how they look with make up.. basically only he enjoys how he acts when drunk!!



    Touche! Quick response!
    (Sorry, don't know how to put the thingy over the 'e')
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    Wales? That Camilla's a horse!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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