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    Catholic Parrots

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
    problem.


    I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

    "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
    two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
    Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in
    the cage with Paul and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
    and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
    time."

    "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.


    As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
    their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.

    Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.


    After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

    "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
    other male parrot and exclaimed;

    "Put the beads away, Paul, our prayers have been answered."

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    such coolness

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    Very disappointed, GN1NiteStnd, not only are there no Boobies at the end of the link in your signature, but you also misspelled "Aprilia".

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    Bahhaahah very good

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Very disappointed, GN1NiteStnd, not only are there no Boobies at the end of the link in your signature, but you also misspelled "Aprilia".
    I misspelled Frog's cat's name, who is named after that italian motorcycle.
    And made you look!

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