Joke of the day

**Macktheknife** · 24th May 2006, 10:38

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man, who isn't sleepy, leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."

The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

**Fishy** · 24th May 2006, 10:40

Good, but Repost

**ZeroIndex** · 24th May 2006, 10:58

don't think that would be classed as a great joke, but it was the first joke posted today (that I could see)..

**Macktheknife** · 24th May 2006, 10:59

How about this one then lads, its a beer ad. Quite clever when you think what must have gone into it.
http://funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.a...mandominos.wmv

**Macktheknife** · 24th May 2006, 11:16

Or perhaps this one is more to your liking

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 1265-CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite

her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed

more amused when on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she

complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honour, it ! was like this: When the lady got

on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a

sweets sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said: "Logan's Liniment will

reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a

deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could

hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time

and

sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this

Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"