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    how that gsxr going scroter, i have to head down your way one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by scroter
    Hey Racey Rider sounds like your in a bit of a jam.
    I suggest in the middle of your favourite TV program pick her up take her to I dunno the shed(whereever your motorbikes parked) and give her a good rogering on it. One like youd only just met her. This is probably a bit rough for this site I know but you know that if you dont do somehting really special you probably wont be forgiven for a while.
    Hahahahaha, thats brillant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    Hello. My names Racey,, and Im a,,,,,, :disapint:

    I'm a Kiwibikeraholic.

    This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.

    Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here.

    That is soooo sad. You poor man you, having a nasty "aholicism"like that. You have my deepest sympathies. My advise since you were silly enough to ask is go for a ride on your bike. It'll be lots and lots of jolly fun and should last a lot longer than that awful sex thing (or thats what your wife told me last night anyway). Just be sure to beep the horn when entering the driveway so we (ooops!!) I mean your wife will know you are home.
    I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.

    Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.

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    And I thought the'ave been just big rats jumping the fences when I came home!

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    Racey: does your wife know my wife? Our situations sound kinda similar...
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    Damn, This one aint too hard, KB aint what it used to be :P But what about which ride could you do without if it came to choosing one and only 1 ride.. the one with wheels or the one with legs?

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    not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldkiwi
    not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!
    I second that CK, i post on here more than heaps...... but i still get heaps of lovin' Its all about priorities and making time........
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    G/f gone back home for the weekend many many km's away.

    KB it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldkiwi
    not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!
    We'll see if your still saying that after 14 years with the same woman. June 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    We'll see if your still saying that after 14 years with the same woman. June 2018
    All the more reason to get off the computer and spice things up a little. You heading for affair material if you don't (been there so know). If things are that bad, she's a total bitch, you don't love her (or at least care for her), you have no kids, and living with her is a living hell, then carry on (or better talk to her about seperating), otherwise consider you ass kicked
    PS: please don't take this the wrong way. I don't really know you or your wife, but it sounds like you need some tough friendly advise before the shit hits the fan, OK
    I have been involved in an affair (beleave me EVERYBODY gets hurt), it would not have happen if her husband had been making an effort.
    I've been married to someone that had made my life a living hell, and I am now divorced (still good friends, but glad we are not living together + we had no kids). Beleive me had there been something worth saving, I would have made the effort. Please reflect on that and make a effort
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack
    PS: please don't take this the wrong way. I don't really know you or your wife, but it sounds like you need some tough friendly advise before the shit hits the fan, OK
    No worries Mr Black.
    FOR THE RECORD!
    My wife and I have a good relationship, two lovely kids, and with Gods help, are very committed to a lifelong marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider

    Don't take to seriously everything you read on the internet! . .
    Ummm - what about that comment???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldkiwi
    not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!
    You mean there is a choice! Why didn't someone tell me this, years ago!!!
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    KB v Woman...
    Woman.
    Racing Bikes v Woman...
    Racing bikes.
    But that probably just means i dont know what im doing.
    Hey that could go for both catagories up there?!

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