What the hell!

**jimbo600** · 24th May 2006, 13:25

Originally Posted by crashe

Right so you know where they will all be hanging out...

Head down there on that night to that hall and ask to speak to the organiser who is in charge of that event..

Then tell them what they are doing when putting up the posters...

Drag out a few other KBers with you as your back up support team...
let them know that it aint exceptable..

Fuck I reckon we should all go down on our bikes and fuck up their little hippy poetry night.

men have feelings too,
May I share mine with you
God I need a poo
Think I best do two

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th May 2006, 13:26

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

But Hel's usually your soooo mild mannered

. And I'm 6 foot tall!

Hey check out Fishy's post and tell me Im the aggro one...

The lady was lucky that I was with a few workmates cause I managed to keep the use of abusive words to a minimum. In fact I dont think I even swore, although even my workmates said that they were scared- I was that angry!

**Insanity_rules** · 24th May 2006, 13:28

Originally Posted by jimbo600

Fuck I reckon we should all go down on our bikes and fuck up their little hippy poetry night.

men have feelings too,
May I share mine with you
God I need a poo
Think I best do two

You gotta recite that wearing a helmet. on your bike revving the crap out of it!

**Hitcher** · 24th May 2006, 13:30

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Well I went down and checked. The posters are for some poetry reading at some hall where im guessing there'll be hippies with a drumming circle out back. No company name or anything. Damn those artsy farty people!

Ooh! Where is this and when? We could rock along and read some "poetry" of our own.

"There was a young man from Nantucket..."

**sunhuntin** · 24th May 2006, 13:34

id like to know too.

**cowpoos** · 24th May 2006, 13:40

Originally Posted by jimbo600

God I need a poo

**sniff** **whimper** I need you too bro.....hold me!

**Cookie** · 24th May 2006, 13:41

Love it. Gave me a big smile that story did

**Fishy** · 24th May 2006, 13:42

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Hey check out Fishy's post and tell me Im the aggro one...

Yeah I do have a bit of a temper sometimes but only for good reason. I have calmed down a fair bit in the last couple of years though

**Jonty** · 24th May 2006, 13:48

While on this topic, I am still suprised by the amount of flamin parents that think because their little rug munchers are god's gift to the world, they are allowed to just plonk them on someones bike parked in the street. It has happened to mine twice in the last two months!

Makes it diffcult to give them the big "fuck off" with a three year old on the bike. Must be because mine's so bloody "colourful" ....needs to find spraypaint

**Sniper** · 24th May 2006, 13:53

Originally Posted by Hitcher

"There was a young man from Nantucket..."

"Whos foot got stuck in a bucket"

**Jonty** · 24th May 2006, 13:55

Originally Posted by Sniper

"Whos foot got stuck in a bucket"

"Whose bike was touched - oh fuck it"

**Hitcher** · 24th May 2006, 16:12

Seeing as how you asked:

There was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped cum from his chin
If my mouth was a twat, I would fuck it.