What the hell!

**Freakshow** · 24th May 2006, 16:38

So is the next Wendesday Cruise going to end with listening to a few poetry readings or a bit of a chat with a few poetry readers???

Elephant pond, ride, poetry, beer what more could you ask for...

**Jonty** · 24th May 2006, 16:46

Originally Posted by MrMelon

Should've kicked that smelly hippy bitch in the cunt.

Tell us what you really think

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th May 2006, 16:48

Originally Posted by Jonty

Tell us what you really think

He says that was the censored version

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th May 2006, 16:50

Originally Posted by Freakshow

So is the next Wendesday Cruise going to end with listening to a few poetry readings or a bit of a chat with a few poetry readers???

Elephant pond, ride, poetry, beer what more could you ask for...

hehehe could you imagine turning up to a hippy poetry reading using our KB handles... "This is Str8, this is Freakshow, insanity rules etc etc, we'd probably fit right in!

**F5 Dave** · 24th May 2006, 17:05

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Ooh! Where is this and when? We could rock along and read some "poetry" of our own.

"There was a young man from Nantucket..."

Who couldn’t get his knee-down on his bucket
He flicked it down two
Leaned till he wore half through his shoe
But couldn’t graze that fuck’n kneeslider.

Dammn that fuckr,

Wait till I just. Ohh. I’ll get you, think you’re so smart. Right!

You’re for it now.

[Vein throbbing distressingly on side of head, arms flailing].

Yeah - I think we’re ready for that poetry reading.

**Str8 Jacket** · 24th May 2006, 17:18

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

Yeah - I think we’re ready for that poetry reading.

But only if everyone rides a two stroke there...
I was riding pillion on my bike on day and we were sitting at the lights when Glenn starts revving my bike a bit causing it to blow huge puffs of smoke

There were this hippy couple in a VW van sitting next to us and the guy yells at me out the window "Get a horse!!" LMAO.

BTW, I dont really hate hippies, I kinda feel nasty about "bashing" them... kinda

**F5 Dave** · 24th May 2006, 17:40

And 'Nasty' is a BAD feeling?

Well my 2 strokes are race bikes or dirt bikes. But that could add a interesting combination to the potential destruction.

Maybe we could just pour some TTS into our 4 bangers tanks for that authentic 2 smoke presence.

**yungatart** · 24th May 2006, 17:52

I can understand your rage! Some people have a total lack of respoect for others and others belongings, I once had some lycra clad cyclist lean his pushbike up against my car - well he didn't want to lean it on the fence as it might get scratched, and it was worth about $4000 don't you know... never mind my bloody car - he was not too impressed when MSTRS moved it either!!

**Lias** · 24th May 2006, 18:14

I'll be in welly next week.. and I AM the resident hippie basher :-)

**MrMelon** · 24th May 2006, 18:34

What's red and yellow and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

**Macktheknife** · 24th May 2006, 18:41

My favourite way of dealing with that is, if its a woman, say "you cant get your leg over my bike unless you get one over me first." Or if it's a guy or just plain fugly, "Did you know the rules of motorcycling are that if you didn't get permission first then I get to kick your head in for fucking with my bike."
If they are already on it of course you just hit them, then tell them, unless they are cute girlies. then refer to option 1, but cause they're already on it well....

**apteryx_haasti** · 24th May 2006, 18:52

Originally Posted by Sniper

Hopefully she doesnt bring her crazy cat lady friend as backup. (pt)]

This woman???

http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11377.html

**Sniper** · 24th May 2006, 20:57

Originally Posted by apteryx_haasti

This woman???

http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11377.html

Nope, this one

**u4ea** · 24th May 2006, 21:39

.................this thread is halerious,havnt laughed soo much .............havnt had my bike interfered with but natural reaction will take over by the sounds of it!!!!!!!!!!!!