The only guy who should have his bike interferred with is the dick that parks next to the railing on Grey street. A bit of chain and another padlock would piss him off.
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The only guy who should have his bike interferred with is the dick that parks next to the railing on Grey street. A bit of chain and another padlock would piss him off.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Hardsnore Biker
Some low life once smashed my speedo and tacho lenses and wound the needles around to see how far they would go. Cost me a few hundred to replace!
How come I never seen the fuckers who vandalise my stuff? (probably best as I'd end up with the criminal conviction!)
Hardsnore Biker
Ah... thats the flaw in your logic....Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
Actualy when u think about it, this is just an extension of head girl Helen's lead.
If you you go out and work real hard they will take your money and give it to someone else who doesnt work.
See it's not yours, it someone elses turn you filthy rich person you, capitalist scum ... rant .. rant
Que?
Our own government. The Kiwi Biker Nation.
We can create our own Justice system, Currency, the whole sherbang.
Hell, we could even afford to seal the foreshores for beach racing, motard-styles. Once we've raised enough taxes from cagers that is.
98 Octane $0.20 cents/litre for motorcycles only.
91 Re-Refined Shit Octane $4.50/litre for cagers.
Touch someone's bike without permission whilst being a hippy (1st Offence) - Left hand.
Touch someone's bike without permission whilst being a hippy (2nd or subsequent offence) - Death.
Fuck I'm bored tonight.
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It's a nice night - take Big Red out for a roll...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Que?
Okay... Where do ya live, I'll wake yer neighbours up!!
Forum whore
Hmm how about ... Ngaio??
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Que?
Hmmmmm, me thinks that's where Hitcher lives. Bugger that anyway, too cold seeing as I've been parked up next to the fire all night. Besides, I'm getting soft as I get older.
Had a job interview today, hoping for a change in vocation. Might be moving into the distribution of carcinogenic material. Good $$$ hopefully.
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Toops are always looking for staff....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Kiwibiker
When I was 17 I found this bastard sitting on my spankers RZ500, told him to get of the bike, and he told me it was his! So got my key out my pocket and said, oh really, put it in the ignition and told him to fuck off.
Same bike diff day, my work mates come up to me and say, you will never guess what we just saw, some guy was hugging and kissing your bike! Turns out I knew him, an old stalwart head banger that is with the Vic club, prob still is. He really LOVES 2 stroke Yamahas, maybe a little to much!
As for the hippy, turn up to the meeting, watch for her as she goes to her car, then quickly climb on it's roof and put a KB rules poster on it
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f**king hippies.. reminds me of that southpark episode with cartman vs the hippies.. just play Slayer - Raining Blood.. ..which has negative vibes, which will cause hippies to wonder away from the music source, which would be near your bike
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Hahaha
Nice 2 stroke Bwaaaah!
Hahaha
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Bite my shiney metal ass
Bikers revolt... I think I'll go out and bag me a hippy!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Aargh, photos!
*Starts to clean the rifles in preparation*
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Still Ridin'
Fucking cheek of some people. You were too restrained, Hels, workmates present or not I'd be yelling "Get the fuck away from my fucking bike you fucking beatnik!" at the top of my lungs - and I practically am a hippy.
Often thought of changing my title to "Antisocial Hippy" just to complement Lias's "Antisocial Hippy Basher" title.
Hitcher: the version I heard had the last line "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"
[Edit] And all of you who diss smoking: bear in mind that going out for a ciggy is a good way to keep an eye on your bike. If I weren't a smoker I may never have noticed that the licence plate had snapped off the back of my old LS400 but instead I went out for a ciggy and suddenly realised I was seeing a lot more rear tyre than I should have.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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