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    Shipwrecked

    There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.

    After several years of casual sex, all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.

    It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course.

    Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

    So .................................................. .............



























    ......they buried her.

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    Bloody hell You dirty bugger lol, that was very good I must admit
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    I don't know what I think was going to be worse. What I thought was going to happen and what did happen.
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    oh that is so bad its good...
    ...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...

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    Mmmmmmmmmm. Wish I had not had so much sushi for lunch!

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    Reminds me of a deserted island cartoon. An old sailer was washed up on a very small deserted island, only a few metres across. All it had on it, apart from sand, were two coconut trees. One day he spotted a box floating past and while he wanted to jump into the water to fetch it, there where sharks swimming past. Thinking quickly, he cut a coconut tree down which fell into the water next to the box. He retrieved the box, opened it and found a...
























    hammock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    He retrieved the box, opened it and found a...

    hammock.

    Hahahaha Bugger!. Oh well at least he could hang himself with the hammock from the remaining tree

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    There's a simliar joke to the one at the top, but it goes kinda like this:

    she felt this was bad and killed herself.
    3 days later they burry her, cause they're ashamed of what they're doing

    3 days later on, they dig her up cause they're even more ashamed of what they're doing.

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