..............being a natural born gemini..i will always have two.........![]()
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..............being a natural born gemini..i will always have two.........![]()
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2 what????????????????Originally Posted by u4ea
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two wheels,two wines two whiskeys two beers two more..............
....... two guys ........Originally Posted by u4ea
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HEY BUFFY, WANNA GET DRUNK?!?!?!
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Originally Posted by sunhuntin
Terry: She's my sort o'bird n'that.
Arthur: Oh yes Terence, and why is that?
Terry: Welllll, she drinks Florence Nightingales dunshe.
Arthur: Florence Nightingales Tel?
Terry: Yeah, one drink and nurses it all night. So I'll 'ave a double, cheers.
Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
Always!!
10 char
I'm gonna make it so PC
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' on a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
3 glasses of wine and i'm spinning big time. so I'm a 1 or two
glass gal. 1/2 a glass ...well why have one at all
Originally Posted by scumdog
You're on!!Originally Posted by BuFfY
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Originally Posted by Hitcher
If you keep quoting lyrics all night you'll be Talkin' too much and Drinking Alone.
Most chicks I know drink vodka, by the bottle![]()
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
And you forgot;Originally Posted by Hitcher
"I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and my good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Blackie and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself
My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself"
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Heard that wank song today on Hauraki............George Thorogood is the most inept lyricist i have ever heard...............
I wish my ex would only half whine, but no, she has to do the full whine![]()
that's a pretty good song by George Thorogood.. the sound quality of the mp3 i have sucks though..Originally Posted by Hitcher
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
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