What is it with chicks .....

[Rashika]

that's a pretty good song by George Thorogood.. the sound quality of the mp3 i have sucks though..

heres a novel idea.... buy the cd and support the artist

silly idea?

[inlinefour]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

Not long after getting together with the Mrs she tried that. I would not touch wine and never will so she started drinking the lot. Came a bit over the top, so I told her she would have to start drinking beers or I was leaving. Took a wee bit, but now we have plenty of beers in the fridge. Mind you, neither of us really drink anymore apaert from odd occasions. Wine, what was she thinking???

[GR81]

would you like some cheese with that whine?

[Squeak the Rat]

Give me another drink Mr Bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick your dick in a blender

'Cause I, Oh I
I'm going to drink till I die

Vodka makes me nervous
Whiskey makes me mean
I'm a non stop drinking alcoholic machine

And I, Oh I
I'm going to drink till I die

[SpeedyGirl]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

You are drinking with the wrong gals then Pink Boy!!

[Mental Trousers]

You are drinking with the wrong gals then Pink Boy!!

Get your arse up here then and prove me wrong!!

[jazbug5]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

We never have met, have we...?

[Mental Trousers]

Not that I know of. Should fix that sometime eh.

[Squeak the Rat]

I had an irish girlfriend who was diabetic and weighed about 50kg. She could match me pint for pint on the Murphy's. I miss that girl......

Fun, but not particularly clever drinking 8 pints if you're diabetic....

[Lias]

My kinda love song:


I spent last night trying to chuck my bird
She was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates....

'But you told me that you loved me!'
'I never fucking did!'
'You used to bring me flowers!'
'Shut your fucking grid!'
'You acted dead sweet, and you called me fluffy pup!'
'You could cook, you could fuck, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,
Go on, fuck off, get stuffed.'

I took her one side, and we started chatting:
'Tell the lads that, I'll kick your fucking twat in! Now piss off back to your mother's,
I've had enough, say another word, you'll get a boot up the chuff,
You're spotty, you're ugly, you smell like Billingsgate,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates.....

I stormed off, I was going crazy,
When I got to the chippy, I had one foot in the grave,
She's got a seven foot dad, (well, just about)
He was going to rip my liver out, I said:
'Here you go, grandad, your turn to hold her,'
There was half a pint of gravy on the chip on my shoulder....

[ZeroIndex]

My kinda love song:


I spent last night trying to chuck my bird
She was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates....

'But you told me that you loved me!'
'I never fucking did!'
'You used to bring me flowers!'
'Shut your fucking grid!'
'You acted dead sweet, and you called me fluffy pup!'
'You could cook, you could fuck, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,
Go on, fuck off, get stuffed.'

I took her one side, and we started chatting:
'Tell the lads that, I'll kick your fucking twat in! Now piss off back to your mother's,
I've had enough, say another word, you'll get a boot up the chuff,
You're spotty, you're ugly, you smell like Billingsgate,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates.....

I stormed off, I was going crazy,
When I got to the chippy, I had one foot in the grave,
She's got a seven foot dad, (well, just about)
He was going to rip my liver out, I said:
'Here you go, grandad, your turn to hold her,'
There was half a pint of gravy on the chip on my shoulder....

Love Song by The Cure is good..