Retrocrush's most annoying

[Big Dave]

list from last year.
Some absolute crackers:

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2006/annoying2005/

[Lias]

Brillaint.. Absolutely brilliant.

Some real corkers such as:

44 BABY BRATZ
Not satisfied with making dolls of teenagers that look like hookers, we now have slutty toddler figures for the kids to enjoy. I knew it was a mistake putting Michael Jackson on Hasbro’s Board of Directors.

[Big Dave]

88 BLUETOOTH EARPIECES
Watching legions of undead corporate slaves walk around with these cellular phone Borg implants hanging out of their ears is a sad thing indeed.


69 ORLANDO BLOOM
If he’s not a gay elf, I don’t’ want to see him in an action film! Ridley Scott trading down from Russell Crowe to Orlando Bloom with his Kingdom of Heaven movie is like recasting Spartacus with Burt Ward.


63 SUPERMODELS
I’ll never understand the obsession with these skinny freakish zombies. In comic books, you need special powers to be called super. Apparently the power to live on a diet of cocaine and saliva is enough for these gals to achieve that status.

58 SURVIVOR
After 11 seasons and no deaths it’s time to up the ante on this formulaic bore. CBS needs to spice things up and set the next episode in Iraq.

30 DAVID LEE ROTH AND EDDIE VAN HALEN
For the good of all mankind, would you two jerks make up and record some music together again?

23 SCIENTOLOGY
Every religion has a bit of the hard to believe associated with it, but Scientology takes the cake. Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars to work your way up into their program (salvation through cash) to learn that 75 million years ago, an evil space demon named Xenu enslaved aliens in a Hawaiian volcano (even though the island hadn’t been formed yet) and all of our problems are a result of their ghosts that are trapped within our body.

[Paul in NZ]

88 BLUETOOTH EARPIECES
Watching legions of undead corporate slaves walk around with these cellular phone Borg implants hanging out of their ears is a sad thing indeed.
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I dunno if you saw the TV over Mobiles nobhead on ASB Business the other week with one bunged in his ear? Freaking moron! Like, was he going to take a call while being interviewed on air?

ring ring

oh - excuse me a moment - hello...

oh hey man, you are on tv right now...

yeah I know - they are interviewing me...

cool man...

um

yeah?

so, did you want anything?

nah, I just saw you on TV so....

click....

MORON.

[Big Dave]

I dunno if you saw the TV .

Unless it was on Sky Sport or J2 the answer is universally no.

But I sympathise.