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    So my bank rings

    We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
    would I.
    Yeah OK.

    Why do you go to that branch?
    The Dishy Redhead.

    I can't write that
    You asked me

    Are you serious
    Fuckin' A

    They said they would ring me back.

    I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings

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    lol hahaha, did they end up ringing you back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
    would I.
    Yeah OK.

    Why do you go to that branch?
    The Dishy Redhead.

    I can't write that
    You asked me

    Are you serious
    Fuckin' A

    They said they would ring me back.

    I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings
    Careful.
    You'll be getting a visit from clarks sexual harassment investigators

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    you ruined their survey tho...

    And anyway... who the hell goes into the branches?? All I got was a longer time to do the banking I wanted, and for some weird reason they didn't like me wearing my helmet. I like the atms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    you ruined their survey tho...

    And anyway... who the hell goes into the branches?? All I got was a longer time to do the banking I wanted, and for some weird reason they didn't like me wearing my helmet. I like the atms

    I thought you got in everywhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
    would I.
    Yeah OK.

    Why do you go to that branch?
    The Dishy Redhead.

    I can't write that
    You asked me

    Are you serious
    Fuckin' A

    They said they would ring me back.

    I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings
    Nice work Big Dave.
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    A splendid example BD
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    That'd be the only reason to go into a branch wouldn't it? I like the branches when their air con breaks down....
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    Buahaha
    good stuff! made me laugh out loud

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    I never do surveys however, I was asked just yesterday if I could answer a few questions about Auckland City Council. Oh baby.

    1 - 10, 1 being the lowest score, 10 the highest.

    At one stage I asked if 0 was an acceptable answer. I think the highest score I gave them was 2. They said someone may call me to discuss my answers. I said I doubt it.

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    Well done Dave!

    No dishy red heads at my local Kiwibank branch so I am seriously considering moving to RaboPlus on the off chance of bumping into this woman.
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    lol good job. i hate serveys i find the old "can you wait a sec i have to turn the stove off" line works best, then put down the ph down and see how long they wait for you to come back ......funny i dont get may people ringing me any more must have blacklisted me

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    funnily enough, thats the main reason guys go into branches to do banking....
    lol
    then there are the ones that call me on the phone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattmacaskill
    lol hahaha, did they end up ringing you back
    not yet - 5 to 1.

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