Children, eh....you have to love the little buggers

[Sniper]

I have seen a couple before, but its a good sobering laugh to those that want to strangle their kids.

[Sniper]

One more.....

[Colapop]

It's not what they say it's the innosence in their eyes as they say it...
Very funny.

[DemonWolf]

Very good.. cheers

[Switch]

very good

[Fishy]

very good mate! they certainly come up with the funniest things at times eh.

[UrbanMyth]

haha awesome! at first my lazyness said you cant read all that! but i did it ! and glad.Funny stuff!

[Scorpygirl]

Yip "Out of the mouths of babes etc" and :Kids do say the darndest things!!!"

[BuFfY]

My best mate and I have been teaching for the past month and she is in a new entrant class. The other day one of the little girls asked her if she was a mummy, she was like no, why? she was like cause you have boobies and all the other mummys have boobies. Danielle was shocked!! What do you say to that!!

[MSTRS:Me]

Two pregnant women sitting in the waiting room, knitting.
One says "Hope mine is a boy cos I've only got blue wool"
The other says "Well, I hope mine's spastic, cos I've fucked up the sleeves"

[MSTRS:Me]

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent.
(Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8) LOL!

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny.
(Julie age 7)

[nadroj]

[QUOTE=MSTRS]1)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

That was a very long time ago.

[MSTRS:Me]

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

That was a very long time ago.

Proof that nothing really changes...

[Beemer]

My great nephew is five and started school earlier this year. His mother was a little surprised when he came home one day and wanted to show her his 'porn' book. She said she collapsed in fits when she realised it was his 'poem' book - his teacher is Scottish and has quite a broad accent! So to him, her pronunciation of poem sounded like porn, so that's what he called it, his 'porn book'.

[Patrick]

A father was watching his little girl intently watching two spiders copulating on the back garden fence. He asks her "what are you doing," expecting her to ask about these things, as she did.

Dad explains that they are creating more little baby spiders.

She asks, "What is the one underneath called?"
He said, "That is a daddy long legs."

She said, "What about the other one?"
He said, "Its a daddy long legs too."

She thinks for a moment then picks up a big rock and smashes them both flat.

Dad asks, horrified about what she had just done, "What did you do that for?"

She said, "We're not having any of that poofter fag shit in our garden thank you very much..."