Disaster in New Zealand

[Flyingpony]

A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit New Zealand this morning. The country is devastated with 350,000 New Zealanders missing, and over 100,000 injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government is so overwhelmed that it has issued a worldwide appeal for assistance. Other nations have been quick to respond to the disaster.

Britain is flying in rescue workers and sniffer dogs to help locate trapped victims.

The USA is flying in food supplies and aid money.

France is flying in doctors, nurses and first aid units.

Japan is flying in high tech communications equipment.

Germany is flying in special trained police squads to help restore order.

Russia is flying in tents and warm clothing.

Australia is flying in 350,000 replacement Kiwis.

[JimO]

when NewOrleans was hit by the storm a boeing747 left new zealand full of bros to assist with the looting

[Switch]

hahahahahaha

[onearmedbandit]

Impossible, most of those countries wouldn't even know who we are.

But funny nonetheless.

[ZeroIndex]

hahaha, the last one was damn funny.. green bling for that..

[Edbear]

Owww! my ribs!!!!!

[ZeroIndex]

Owww! my ribs!!!!!

i felt the same way..

[Mental Trousers]

I thought it was a sheep joke until the end. An original joke!! Will wonders never cease.

[Swoop]

From the thread title, I thought it was about uncle helen...