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    Women in leather

    When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.

    Ever wonder why????




    Because She Smells Like A New Ute...
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    Jokes all round today eh? i wasn't expecting that ending, So true

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    a new ute? piss off.. no one wants a bloody ute.. unless it's to get traded in for a nice bike..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    a new ute? piss off.. no one wants a bloody ute.. unless it's to get traded in for a nice bike..
    But you forget something. A Ute can haul dirtbikes/racebikes to the track

    Although I'm more into your old 70's utes. The new ones ain't that great

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    But you forget something. A Ute can haul dirtbikes/racebikes to the track

    Although I'm more into your old 70's utes. The new ones ain't that great
    you've got a point.. and i agree with the 'older utes', but only if one is lying around.. why spend good money on something you have to sit in, not on..
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    ROFL.... i was wondering where you were going with it....
    well, i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksta
    ROFL.... i was wondering where you were going with it....
    well, i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes....
    it's because any person in leathers, smells like "what bike do they ride?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    you've got a point.. and i agree with the 'older utes', but only if one is lying around.. why spend good money on something you have to sit in, not on..
    Definately worth spending money on one. You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksta
    i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes....
    Kinky

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Definately worth spending money on one. You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz

    Kinky
    spend money on a cage? are you sure you're on the right forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    spend money on a cage? are you sure you're on the right forum?
    Yes

    C? dis is da shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Yes

    C? dis is da shit
    what a try-hard car..

    ..yet another reason why i hate cages..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyingpony
    When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.
    Ahh Yup..So whats new..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    what a try-hard car..

    ..yet another reason why i hate cages..
    I'm taking the piss, and that cage was photoshopped

    Cages have their place. I should learn to drive one, but can't be fucked. Mainly cause my family doesn't have a cage as cool as this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1992-...QQcmdZViewItem

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    Dunno about the ute thing, some of the women i have seen are more in the C...ute category, but never been that close to smell them, more the visual thing......

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz
    And then they beat you up and take it from you?

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