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    Remedies

    Due to the fact that I feel shite tonight for no reason that I can think of... I thought it may be a good idea to make a thread about remedies for specific 'feelings'.

    So if you have any really good remedies... relating to anything at all.. this is where to post them!

    I figured we help each other out with all other aspects of our lives... why not our health!!

    Thanks in advance!!
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    when "angry" a good remedy is to hit a punching bag... repeatedly until anger has dissipated

    going for a run can be good too
    Well the music is your special friend, dance on fire as it intends
    Music is your only friend, until the end
    Until the end
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    The Doors - When The Music's Over

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    I have found, through an exhaustive scientific analysis, that the cure for horniness is the same as that for randiness.
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    tui!!! is a mirical cure for everything...name something...and I'll explain how tui can cure it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by metric
    when "angry" a good remedy is to hit a punching bag... repeatedly until anger has dissipated

    going for a run can be good too
    Jelly crystals are good for 'runs'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj
    Jelly crystals are good for 'runs'.
    no shit?

    Well the music is your special friend, dance on fire as it intends
    Music is your only friend, until the end
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    The Doors - When The Music's Over

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    I was actually serious about this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    I was actually serious about this thread!
    Let that be a lesson to you!

    It may help if you were more forthcoming with the "feelings" that were troubling you (My real name is Dr Phil).
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Let that be a lesson to you!

    It may help if you were more forthcoming with the "feelings" that were troubling you (My real name is Dr Phil).
    errr DR phil....why is it the females always larf at my advances?? is it my punctuation?
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
    aaahhh.....easy....drink less and hav more sex....!!!
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
    Headaches- masturbation relieves them.. so I'm told
    Athletes foot, chillblains and warts can all be relieved by painting the affected area with Tea Tree oil-don't use synthetic stuff - it has to be pure
    Tea tree is also good for cuts, grazes, mouth ulcers and sore throats -use as a gargle
    lavendar oil relieves sunburn, burns and insect stings and bites
    Arnica for bruising
    Voltaren helps period pain
    Can't help with hangovers- never had one!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Mr Poos.. first you said to drink tui to solve everything.. then you said to drink less and have more sex... which is it!!
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